Streets of Brighton 2004

My favourite day of the year in Brighton is always the Streets of Brighton fetival. All the best street artists in the country come down and do there thing in the streets. It gets really busy and there is a great atmosphere. It's just a great day to wander round andd see what's going on, from bands to stilt-walkers to aliens to tight-rope walkers!

Best of this year was a strange man with a bowler hat on and a suitcase with different sounds coming out of it - the first time I saw him there were sounds of machine guns coming out of his suitcase and he was running down the street at top speed to get away from them!

The hairy-flashers got a lot of laughs by walking round in flasher-macks and showing people their very hairy undergarments!

But my favourite by far were the Sisters of Elvis - three gorgeous girls in retro space-suits and bubble guns who searched people for traces of Elvis DNA! I don't know why but I found it deeply sexy!

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Beam me up totty! If I had a choice of how to die, I would choose to be zapped to death by this girl!

'Gothic slaphead Futter is left minding the baby' Disturbing!

'The Elementals' Gold men on stilts - sublime!