The worst photos ever

OK, what's the worst photo that's ever been taken of you?

What photo makes you cringe the most? Makes you want to murder the Fox Talbot family?

An angst-ridden teenage photo taken by your Mum when you were wearing day-glo bermudas and looking like you would really, really rather be left alone?

Or maybe a photo when the camera was sprung on you by a practical joker 'friend' of you with your knickers round your ankles?

Here are two of my personal favourites.

Thanks to Michelle for sending the Boy George pic.

Thanks to PC 2943 for taking this photo without my permission. Remember this PC 2943: you are not a free man, you are a number.

Being arrested on suspicion of burglary was not a nice moment for me. Especially when all I had done was step out of a van for five minutes.

Boy George, styled from my ex's pyjamas, sarong and make-up - the denim shirt was the models own.